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Can You Tell The Difference Between Cheap And Expensive Watches?

We’ve got three watches: one for £2,000, one for £10,000 and one for £20,000. The question is, can you tell the difference?

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What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living? One would think that people would be more understanding. I thought charity was a virtue… but when @arrested_time went to a single-moms’ fundraising event last night, his wife got mad at him. Apparently it’s called a strip club? What nonsense. 💃 I fired my personal trainer after she tried to make me lift weights with my 6-pack... I asked the waitress for a can of Pepsi. She told me they had coke. I said “that’s dope, I’ll have three grams and a can of Pepsi.” Kids are like farts. You tolerate your own, but everyone else’s are bloody disgusting 😁 👋 Hi everyone, today’s word of the day is "cunt". I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. Apparently it’s rude to interrupt people 🥹😬🤷‍♂️ Koi fish always travel in groups of four because while the A koi, the B koi and the C koi escape… the predator will always follow the D koi 🥹🫡☠️ Baffling to write about, probably even more baffling to read. 😂 Look forward to hearing from you. 🤓
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